- Best quote - If you want to kill someone, today's the day. It won't make the news - Jared Allen (no surprise, he's awesomely humorous!)
 - Instant impact - Did you hear about the tornadoes yesterday in Minneapolis? If one hit the Dome, it would be amazing because just one day after signing Brett Favre, there was a almost a touchdown at the Metrodome (buh-dum rimshot)
 - Minnesota Stimulus Package - With 3,200 season tickets sold and 11,000 game tickets, move over CARS, we have FAVRE.
 
What is your best?